Hi, my name is Kurtis...

And this is my blog. It's a nice blog, full of funny posts and nerdy things, all of which I'm not clever enough to claim any credit for besides clicking that lovely reblog button. All I do with my life is go to school as a grad student, and this is where I procrastinate.
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bag-gins:

we all know thats a load of shit gandalf

(via deduce-this-assbutt)

azuila:

I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing. So you had to struggle and connive and claw your way to power. But true power…the divine right to rule…is something you’re born with. The fact is, they don’t know which one of us is going to be sitting on that throne and which one is going to be bowing down. But I know. And you know.

(via inuruk)

sexualfavours:

DISOBEDIENT NURSE GETS SPANKED HARD BY HER COLLEAGUE

sexualfavours:

DISOBEDIENT NURSE GETS SPANKED HARD BY HER COLLEAGUE

(via pumpeduppaulina)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via pumpeduppaulina)

chipsprites:

Oh really?

chipsprites:

Oh really?

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(via pumpeduppaulina)

pineplapple:

when you get an A on a test you never studied for

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(via pumpeduppaulina)

robofists-revenge:

I once went to the Renaissance Fair dressed as Marty McFly, and nobody got the joke.

That will forever be one of the most disappointing moments in my life.

(via pumpeduppaulina)

bucketofpeaches:

Asexuals don’t fuck around.

(via pumpeduppaulina)

neil-gaiman:

youaintpunk:

sarajevomoja:

talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

Map projections are a bitch.

(via sun-singer)

king-joaquin:

thinking-kills-happiness:

30 years later and piper and Alex are still in prison…

LMAO

(via grilled-corpsex)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(via grilled-corpsex)